|
Welcome to the HISTORY OF THE WOODY!!!
|
|
|
A long time ago in an inner galaxy far, far away..........
|
In the beginning was the Wood.
And the Wood was with God.
And the Wood was God.
The same was in the beginning with God.
And the Wood came into the world,
But the world comprehended it not.
And the Wood became flesh and dwelt among us,
And we perceived it not.
|
|
|
|
|
Major Woody gets a Little Woody
|
My daddy was in the US Army.
They called him Major Woody.
When I came into the world, he
was so proud, he smooched me on
the cheek.
He used to say, "I just love my
little woody."
He raised me to be the best woody
that I could be.
|
|
|
|
|
Woodys Are A Girl's Best Friend!!!!
|
You think Chandler's hot?
You say that Joey's cute?
You wanna have Ross park his
shoes under your bed?
Well, let me tell you:
It's Woody in the morning,
Woody in the evening,
Woody at suppertime....
Oh I love that Woody,
He keeps my butt in line.
I just can't get enough of that
sweet, sweet woody.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
